Day 29 – If you could be an animal, what would it be?

2 left to go! Um. I would not be any animal that gets slaughtered. I would want to be a fast animal, to adventure with great speed through wind and it would be so exhilarating. I'd be a peregrine falcon. That would be awesome. Plus no one really eats falcons. I'd be the king of the sky, the fastest thing on earth, and I could shit on anything I want. Imagine an eagle turd, flying into your face at 300 kilometres per hour. My that would be an incredible thing to do to someone who annoyed you. Nothing else could ever catch you, and you're not that bulky either. You know what's cute too? The falcon finds a pairing mate and stays with her for life. They have a family with their birdy babies and all. They even do like fancy courtship dances where they fly around in patterns with their mate, its like a bird wedding.